Ameriquest - All 5 Funny Commercials

Don't judge too quickly... lol

Of Single?

Hahaa, just came across mac's double Filet-O-Fish Ad on youtube, quite funny.

Chinese version here.

Sorry ah, i dun watch tv these days..haha.

Of Dota gank went wrong

Void, pudge and tiny vs proudmore.

Nice hook, nice toss, nice failure. Lmao.

Of how to confuse an idiot

Hilarious! Hahaa..

(Via)

Of failure by giant squid attack

Woah! Failure by giant squid attack!! lol..

Funny how the teacher gave him 4 marks for drawing the giant squid too..

Why life sucks?

The reason why life sucks is because the world sucks.

But if the world doesn't sucks, we wouldn't be sticking onto the ground.

Of elephant in the way

Taken from Newgrounds forum:



While these are pretty creative answers, this one in my opinion is just plain shooting yourself in the foot. The student must be really desperate.

A good laugh though. Heh.

Car wheel find its way home

Yes yes, we all know that cars these days are getting smarter with sensors and automatic control systems and all, but this? It's just so hilarious!

The engineer and the gripe sheet

After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor!

(P = the problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = the solution and action taken by the engineers.)

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

Of prime numbers

Question: How they prove that all odd integers higher than 2 are prime?

Mathematician: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, and by induction - every odd integer higher than 2 is a prime.

Physicist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is a prime,...

Engineer: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is approximately a prime, 11 is a prime,...

Programmer: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 7 is a prime,...

Salesperson: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 -- we'll do for you the best we can,...

Computer Software Salesperson: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 will be prime in the next release,...

Biologist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 -- results have not arrived yet,...

Advertiser: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 11 is a prime,...

Lawyer: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 -- there is not enough evidence to prove that it is not a prime,...

Accountant: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is a prime, deducing 10% tax and 5% other obligations.

Statistician: Let's try several randomly chosen numbers: 17 is a prime, 23 is a prime, 11 is a prime...

Professor: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, and the rest are left as an exercise for the student.

Computational linguist: 3 is an odd prime, 5 is an odd prime, 7 is an odd prime, 9 is a very odd prime,...

Psychologist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is a prime but is not consciously aware of it...

Of SAF Fantasy

Funny shit by a NSF from signal coy in 7SIB. Was dedicated specially to all signallers. lol

SAF Fantasy!

Of the great sneeze

(via Pandy's )

This one's really hilarious, check out the reaction of the mother panda. Priceless!

Of C programming joke

I was quite amused when I saw a post on the cs1101c forum asking why his program doesn't work. I looked at his program and spotted this line among other not so fatal errors:

#include <studio.h>

Erm studio.h?? lmao!

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