Wednesday, November 30, 2005

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95 comments:

marina said...

Dont understand why the answers got a tick instead of a cross. The little boxes at the bottom are curious. I doubt that this is a Singaporean test paper.

Not sure what the chinese question mean, would someone translate? :)

The last one made me smile though, its very "loyar buruk" (too clever)

Bet all these kids got an earful from their teachers and parents afterwards (if these were ever, for real)

Frederico said...

Last one made me laugh... hahaha...

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壁虎 said...

all the answers made me laugh like hell!! i'm in class and lucky nobody thought i was crazy!!

Anonymous said...

Hahaha!! the number 3 and last one very funny...

Anonymous said...

Hahaha!! the number 3 and last one very funny...

Fatboi Slim said...

@marina

I think the Chinese question wanted words that have an opposite meaning to the ones given.

@ others

Yeah, the Find X made me LOL. :)

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Currytan said...

Yea, the Chinese question asked for words with opposite meaning, but the student just wrote it the opposite way...

Amazing kids nowadays, writing rubbish for exams papers...

xcake said...

The last one is really funny!

lee.cue.to said...

wonder if we'll get penalised or referred to EM3 if we did this in primary school.. wahahaha

brennan said...

I think this is what you get when teachers keep telling us...

"Eh... don't leave your exam papers blank. At least fill it with something... give it a try..."

Buay Tah Han said...

In the last image, the question should be rephrased to 'calculate the value of x'.

callandor said...

shrug i always wrote something stupid when i was a kid doing exams anyway :D i thought the teacher might want to laugh. of cos..i did it after i wrote in the right answer.

heh

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very funny! hahahaas

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egoyst said...

marina

the chinese question means you have to write the opposite word i think hahha great stuff

Li An said...

Sounds like a smart ass students who haven't studied!

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Perfekt Equivocator said...

oh wow. LOL it's obvious that this person's IQ belong to something from outer space.

JoGi said...

I am a math teacher....the last answer made me crack up!! The kid answered the question though.

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The calculate probability of getting the question right is 50%...good enough...ROFL!! True tho.

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Goddammned! It's hilarious! Made me laugh out loud in the office! The reference to aliens totally mad me flip! :D

Alyssa said...

You can't deny the answers not having to deserve a cross! After all, these are straight out (comical ones too) answers which tells us, 'you don't necessarily need to follow by the book in order to obtain your answers'.

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d ans r rlly funny.. aliens? my gdness... who on earth wrote all this ans??? this is rlly hilarious.. the student is the one im interested in.. where on earth does he study in??? i rlly hav to find out how his teachers feel too.. lol

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"aliens" reminded me of one of the answers i had written on my bio lab report ... the experiment must have gone wrong somewhere because i got a positive value for the solute potential of the potato tuber. in the conclusions section, i wrote "this potato must have been from Mars" ...

(nowhere as funny as those answers above, but true nevertheless)

Anonymous said...

It's Japanese, not chinese assholes

Anonymous said...

That's Japanese...

Anonymous said...

its probably from taiwan, they use both chinese and sorta Japanese looking things for pronunciation or something...

i should know, cause im chinese

ben said...

most of those are from new zealand the ones with the little boxes in the lines of 3 and it are nz ones.

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Ben is correct the top one is from New Zealand.... I should know as they are my answers !
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Anonymous said...

The second last one is definitely Chinese, assholes. I should know, I'm Chinese.the small markings to the right of each character are pinyin, pronunciation helpers. Japanese characters don't have those.

Anonymous said...

lmao
the last one is a classic

doesnt everyone get tempted to put stuff like that?

Anonymous said...

" Anonymous said...
The second last one is definitely Chinese, assholes. I should know, I'm Chinese.the small markings to the right of each character are pinyin, pronunciation helpers. Japanese characters don't have those."

Obviously Chinese from Taiwan noob. Thats not pinyin either, its the Bopomofo system that Taiwan uses to pronounce Chinese. Pinyin in the romanisation (writing in English) of the Chinese pronunciation. oh and lighten up geez..

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Anonymous said...

I'm sorry to say this, but Japanese DOES have pronunciation helpers, or to be correct, reading helpers. They are called furigana.

Plus, the misunderstandings of many posters was that the pinyin, for some at least, look like japanese kana. But it's normal, since japanese kana come from simplified chinese ideograms.

As a japanese teacher, I can definitely say that the exam is in chinese ^^

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I love this one 'find the x'. The way the person wrote it I could not stop laughing it was find the x ..... Ans the person circled the x and said 'here it is'. I found that one the funniest.

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