Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Funny exam answers












60 comments:

rinaz said...

Dont understand why the answers got a tick instead of a cross. The little boxes at the bottom are curious. I doubt that this is a Singaporean test paper.

Not sure what the chinese question mean, would someone translate? :)

The last one made me smile though, its very "loyar buruk" (too clever)

Bet all these kids got an earful from their teachers and parents afterwards (if these were ever, for real)

Frederico said...

Last one made me laugh... hahaha...

Anonymous said...

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壁虎 said...

all the answers made me laugh like hell!! i'm in class and lucky nobody thought i was crazy!!

Anonymous said...

Hahaha!! the number 3 and last one very funny...

Anonymous said...

Hahaha!! the number 3 and last one very funny...

Poo said...

@marina

I think the Chinese question wanted words that have an opposite meaning to the ones given.

@ others

Yeah, the Find X made me LOL. :)

Anonymous said...

wah so fucking funny sia!

JH said...

Yea, the Chinese question asked for words with opposite meaning, but the student just wrote it the opposite way...

Amazing kids nowadays, writing rubbish for exams papers...

Anonymous said...

wonder if we'll get penalised or referred to EM3 if we did this in primary school.. wahahaha

callandor said...

shrug i always wrote something stupid when i was a kid doing exams anyway :D i thought the teacher might want to laugh. of cos..i did it after i wrote in the right answer.

heh

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Michelle said...

very funny! hahahaas

DK said...

The last 1 is the best! Champion!!!

Edwin said...

luffing my ass off

Anonymous said...

marina

the chinese question means you have to write the opposite word i think hahha great stuff

JY said...

Sounds like a smart ass students who haven't studied!

Anonymous said...

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Perfekt Equivocator said...

oh wow. LOL it's obvious that this person's IQ belong to something from outer space.

Anonymous said...

I am a math teacher....the last answer made me crack up!! The kid answered the question though.

InvictuZ said...

The calculate probability of getting the question right is 50%...good enough...ROFL!! True tho.

Anonymous said...

Goddammned! It's hilarious! Made me laugh out loud in the office! The reference to aliens totally mad me flip! :D

Anonymous said...

You can't deny the answers not having to deserve a cross! After all, these are straight out (comical ones too) answers which tells us, 'you don't necessarily need to follow by the book in order to obtain your answers'.

Anonymous said...

d ans r rlly funny.. aliens? my gdness... who on earth wrote all this ans??? this is rlly hilarious.. the student is the one im interested in.. where on earth does he study in??? i rlly hav to find out how his teachers feel too.. lol

Anonymous said...

"aliens" reminded me of one of the answers i had written on my bio lab report ... the experiment must have gone wrong somewhere because i got a positive value for the solute potential of the potato tuber. in the conclusions section, i wrote "this potato must have been from Mars" ...

(nowhere as funny as those answers above, but true nevertheless)

Anonymous said...

It's Japanese, not chinese assholes

Anonymous said...

That's Japanese...

Anonymous said...

its probably from taiwan, they use both chinese and sorta Japanese looking things for pronunciation or something...

i should know, cause im chinese

Anonymous said...

most of those are from new zealand the ones with the little boxes in the lines of 3 and it are nz ones.

Anonymous said...

Ben is correct the top one is from New Zealand.... I should know as they are my answers !
John Wellington NZ.

Anonymous said...

The second last one is definitely Chinese, assholes. I should know, I'm Chinese.the small markings to the right of each character are pinyin, pronunciation helpers. Japanese characters don't have those.

Anonymous said...

lmao
the last one is a classic

doesnt everyone get tempted to put stuff like that?

Anonymous said...

" Anonymous said...
The second last one is definitely Chinese, assholes. I should know, I'm Chinese.the small markings to the right of each character are pinyin, pronunciation helpers. Japanese characters don't have those."

Obviously Chinese from Taiwan noob. Thats not pinyin either, its the Bopomofo system that Taiwan uses to pronounce Chinese. Pinyin in the romanisation (writing in English) of the Chinese pronunciation. oh and lighten up geez..

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Anonymous said...

I'm sorry to say this, but Japanese DOES have pronunciation helpers, or to be correct, reading helpers. They are called furigana.

Plus, the misunderstandings of many posters was that the pinyin, for some at least, look like japanese kana. But it's normal, since japanese kana come from simplified chinese ideograms.

As a japanese teacher, I can definitely say that the exam is in chinese ^^

Unknown said...

I love this one 'find the x'. The way the person wrote it I could not stop laughing it was find the x ..... Ans the person circled the x and said 'here it is'. I found that one the funniest.

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