Thursday, October 06, 2005

Some jokes related to programming..

Taken from Nus cs1101c jokes forum:

A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem.

The project manager said: "Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination."

The computer programmer said:
"We have here the driver's guide. I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive."


The computer operator said:
"First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem."

Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said:
"Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again."

Another one:

C gives you enough rope to hang yourself. C++ also gives you the tree object to tie it to...

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